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All our shows for 2020 have been canceled since March - your generosity has kept the tunes burning and the flames singing. Y'all are the best fans in the world - thanks for carrying us in these crazy times!

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Scythian Merch

NEW 70's Scythian Ringer T-Shirt!
  • NEW 70's Scythian Ringer T-Shirt!
  • NEW 70's Scythian Ringer T-Shirt!
  • NEW 70's Scythian Ringer T-Shirt!
  • NEW 70's Scythian Ringer T-Shirt!

NEW 70's Scythian Ringer T-Shirt!

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$25.00

This far out new Scythian Ringer Tee goes great with your Big Wheel and Pop Rocks! Grab yours and jump in the proverbial El Camino of COOOOOL!!! Men's and Ladies' sizes. Order now and get FREE download of the hot new theme song from the smash hit new cop show, Five n' Jive, written and performed by Scythian!

NOTE: Ladies Tees run a bit small so order one size up!

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The FIVE n' JIVE Special: $5 New Album!
  • The FIVE n' JIVE Special: $5 New Album!
  • The FIVE n' JIVE Special: $5 New Album!
  • The FIVE n' JIVE Special: $5 New Album!

The FIVE n' JIVE Special: $5 New Album!

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$50.00

We need your help to spread the groove! We're asking you to grab a 10-pack of the new album for just $5 each (that's 70's prices!) and share it with your family, your friends, your pastor, your mailman, and at your next Tupperware party. We want to get the new album in as many hands as possible, and you all are our record label, publicity team, radio station, and marketing machine. With your help, we can get the groove in everyone's 8-track decks and jammin' to the fresh new sauce from Scythian! Order now and get a FREE download of the theme from Five n' Jive, freshly written and recorded by your boys from Scythian. High five!

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Official Moonshiner's Ball 3/4 Sleeve T-Shirt
  • Official Moonshiner's Ball 3/4 Sleeve T-Shirt
  • Official Moonshiner's Ball 3/4 Sleeve T-Shirt
  • Official Moonshiner's Ball 3/4 Sleeve T-Shirt
  • Official Moonshiner's Ball 3/4 Sleeve T-Shirt

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You can shine with the best of them with this humdinger of a T-shirt! Be part of the outlaw gang and grab this snappy shiner tux while they're still illegal. This comes in men's sizes as well as ladies fit sizes. The boys in the mountains won't make it through the winter without your help, so thanks fer buyin' yers!! Shine on, y'all!

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Roots & Stones *NEW RELEASE*: New Album
  • Roots & Stones *NEW RELEASE*: New Album

Roots & Stones *NEW RELEASE*: New Album

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CD RELEASE SPECIAL: Buy now and get a FREE digital download PLUS bonus track recorded in studio that never made it onto the album! Just in time for Christmas, this album features all original content and the reviews are already coming in resoundingly that this is the BEST Scythian album yet. Grab yours, get the free download, and start jamming with the tunes now!

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**NEW** Scythian Beanie (Unisex)
  • **NEW** Scythian Beanie (Unisex)
  • **NEW** Scythian Beanie (Unisex)
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$25.00

The Scythian beanie is here and boy oh boy is it a thing of beauty. We're not usually known for our subtlety (isn't it ironic that the B in subtle is silent?!), but this beanie is for the introverted Scythian fans who just wanna add a little flair to their winter style... Or anyone who needs a beautiful beanie (I'm looking at you hipsters)

Keep your noggin warm even when the world is cold. Spring will come again!

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Scythian Flask *NEW ITEM*
  • Scythian Flask *NEW ITEM*
  • Scythian Flask *NEW ITEM*
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Our first ever whiskey flask! 6 oz. and beautifully engraved leather-bound bearer of merriment. And just in time for Christmas - these are in production and will ship to you on Dec. 16th. Order yours and be thoroughly prepared for a visit from the whiskey fairy this Christmas!

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$250.00 Save 70.0%!
$75.00

NEW! Save 70% with this mega bundle! ALL 14 Scythian albums in digital format, including the new album, Roots & Stones, along with official music videos, album artwork, Quaranstream 'Best Of' & blooper videos, and behind the scene footage from the studio making of Roots & Stones, & much more, all combined in this nifty bottle opener USB. Makes a great gift and Scythian first timers can get caught up in one fell swoop! Contains over $250 worth of music and bonus features! PLUS we will include a hard copy of Roots & Stones as a THANK YOU for your generous support!

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*NEW* Men's Long Sleeve Blue Ridge Tee

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$29.92

Our first EVER long sleeve t-shirt, and just in time for the cold weather! This beautiful fuller color design captures the Blue Ridge Mountains of our home town - rugged and cozy at the same time!

AND as a Thank You, get a FREE download of Scythian's NEW Halloween song, Night of Fright - TIPPER TREAT!

Super comfortable Gildan Softstyle - see attached sizing chart for specs.

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*NEW* Ladies' Long Sleeve Blue Ridge Tee

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$35.00 Save 14.51%!
$29.92

Our first EVER long sleeve t-shirt, and just in time for the cold weather! This beautiful fuller color design captures the Blue Ridge Mountains of our home town - rugged and cozy at the same time!

AND as a Thank You, get a FREE download of Scythian's NEW Halloween song, Night of Fright - TIPPER TREAT!

Super comfortable Gildan Softstyle - see attached sizing chart for specs. Note - they reportedly run a bit small.

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NEW Scythian Campfire Coffee Mug!
  • NEW Scythian Campfire Coffee Mug!

NEW Scythian Campfire Coffee Mug!

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Our FIRST ever Scythian mug! Just in time for the Irish whiskey season. Keep the whiskey fire warm and toasty with these Scythian DOUBLE-sided campfire mugs - get them while they're HOT!

AND as a thank You, get a FREE download of Scythian's NEW Halloween song, Night of Fright - TIPPER TREAT!

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*NEW* Quaranstream Sea ShanTEE
  • *NEW* Quaranstream Sea ShanTEE
  • *NEW* Quaranstream Sea ShanTEE
  • *NEW* Quaranstream Sea ShanTEE
  • *NEW* Quaranstream Sea ShanTEE

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AVAST YE! Here be the Tee that ye been searchin' the seven seas fer - stylish AND shark repellent! Comes in fancy fit fer the wenches and sea dogs alike. Grab yers before they're gone, YARR!

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This snappy tee captures everything that it is to be at a Scythian show. Buy yours in advance of The Big Hooley (September 5 & 6) and we'll make sure you'll have it in hand before the show. Come sporting your Quaranstream pride!

Here's the link to the shirt info so you can determine sizing options: https://districtclothing.com/p/6338_HtdTeal

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This snappy Tee captures what everything that it is to be at a Scythian show. Grab one of these before the Hooley on Sept. 5 & 6 and come sporting your Quaranstream pride.

If you order these for the Big Hooley you will have them in hand before the show!

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"All the shows are gone, but the music plays on"... A tribute to all of YOU for keeping the music going when all the shows have stopped. Printed on SUPER comfortable shirts - you're gonna love these!

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